Characters
Mr Deadhead - the headmaster (unseen/deceased)
Miss McStrict - deputy head
Colleen Skink - dinner lady (optional)
Bonnie Clyde - head girl
Aisla Skye - bully girl
Ben Nevis - Aisla's boyfriend, a bully too
Glen Coe - swatty editor of the school paper
John E Walker - "mad scientist" student

It is the winter half term and Saint Trinian Susannah's school has been left in the hands of the headmaster, Mr Deadhead and Deputy Head, Miss McStrict, plus an assortment of prefects who have no homes to go to. The School is on a remote Scottish Island that has been cut off from the mainland by terrible weather. And the Headmaster has been murdered.

It is left to the Deputy Head and the prefects to try to solve the case before anyone else gets bumped off, but the weather, a fire, secret tunnels and the prefects' own secrets hamper progress. Your audience is cast as the lower school and here is an opportunity for everyone to get dressed up and have a lot of fun.