Title

The Ex Factor

Type

farce

Length

full length

Cast

3m 4f 

Set

single set

Scripts

£6 per copy

Performing rights

£40 per performance

Imagine it - you and your wife-to-be are struggling to open your bed and breakfast. The B&B inspector is due any moment. So it is for Phil and Jane. Except the imminent inspector is Phil’s ex-wife Felicity, and there never was any love lost between the two women. And there’s a rumour that Felicity’s latest beau used to be a Chippendale - not good when your first guests - two matronly women - are also due to arrive. And the place is almost - but not quite - finished, the rising wind threatening to blow the roof off the barn.

The stage is set for misunderstandings, jealousy, women at war and even a burglary. That all-pervading scent of the farmyard doesn’t help either.

Cast

Character

Lines (approx.)

Phil the husband

309

Jane his wife

403

Ron a rustic farm hand

81

Anne a guest "of a certain age"

47

Margaret a guest "of a certain age"

11

Felicity Phil's ex-wife

246

Lawrence Felicity's beau

90

Author's Notes

Another idea started by a title. How to cash in on the popularity of the TV "talent" show..?

The idea of a glamorous and hoity-toity ex wife descending on a farm which constantly has a whiff of manure in the air was too good to resist. And while I was writing this I went to see Philip King's "See How They Run" at Manchester's Royal Exchange Theatre - the temptation to add a similarly mad chase scene was too much to resist, too.

Occasionally I write in a role who, despite not being "the lead" in terms of the number of lines, is the kind of character audiences warm to and who can "steal the show". Farm hand Ron is just such a character in this case - a simple, lusty man of the soil with a charmingly tender side. When I directed the show at The Bridgewater Players in Warrington, my good friend Andrew Rushman's portrayal of Ron positively stole the show.

A review of "The Ex Factor" from Amateur Stage Magazine (Click picture to enlarge)

Past Productions

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Some past productions